me at the end of the semester
Miguel crotch slams during his BMA performance.
I FUCKIN KNEW THIS GIRL GOT SMASHED
i wish that was me tbh i don’t even care if i had to be sent to the hospital lol
that girl is a legend
LET MY NUTS ADORN YOU
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
Best post on tumblr.
I’m Sucking On A Sour Patch Kid Listening To Music Getting Ready For Tonight :D
Guys what the fuck is wrong with Amanda bynes.
i’m not hating on her but i really do wonder whats going on
yeah add me to the group of not really hating but being pretty thoroughly confused about Amanda Bynes
My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.
my dad just got an instagram and it is full of nothing but shirtless pictures
wasssup doe………is your dad single………?
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
one thing me and cory have in common is that we’re always in the house